2002 Mallet Designs

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After spending months in my Top Secret Mallet Design and Fabrication Laboratory (...picture lots of cobwebs and electronics and Igor chasing balls across the floor), I have emerged with the these new mallet designs.

These designs are available in most mallet sizes. Check for availablity. Updated 10/2006.

NEW for Winter 2006! Remember that time, back in the 60's, when you tried coloring your jeans? Well, how's this for a flashback...

"Tye Dye Balls!!!"

("Oh...wow, man!")

People approach me all the time in the street asking when I'm going to make Glow-in-the-dark Smiley Mallets. I say, "How did you know I make mallets?"

1 1/4"

Swirl Balls. An embarrasing condition suffered by men who overstir their coffee. Not to be confused with "Twirl Balls" which attacks mainly square dancers and ballroom dancers. But this isn't that, either. It's a swirly ball. A ball with swirls. Available in 1" and in 1 1/8".

NEW for Winter 2006! "Color Rings". When have you seen more colorful balls than these? Don't get me started... The picture doesn't do these justice. 1 1/4"

NEW for Winter 2006! I know you're thinking..."Blue Balls. What's so special about blue balls?" Well, for one thing these are BIG blue balls... AND they glow in the dark! That's right... Glow-in-the-dark-big-blue-balls!!! 1 1/2"

Mysterious Eyes! These are absolutely ridiculous. Goofy. Silly. They make people smile. The perfect 'Rick Stick'! :-)

Sadly, these balls are no longer manufactured so are now UNAVAILABLE.

Just in time for Xmas...OK a little early...is the Little Drummer Boy ...on a ball. You didn't honestly think I was gonna mess with THAT one, did you?

Ba Rum Pum Pum Pum... 1"

Psychedelic Balls! Once a social disease among LSD users, now a new Superball Mallet design!!

NEW for Winter 2006! Glow-in-the-dark Rainbow Mallets! These are way cool! More colorful than the picture suggests. 1 3/8"

LadyBug Balls.

I know this seems like a contradiction in terms but we won't go there. 1 3/8"

Black Splash. Here's another real striking ball. Pun intended. 1 3/8"

UNAVAILABLE.

Patch Balls. A colorful and artsy ball. Available in 1" and 1 3/8".

UNAVAILABLE.

Big Swirl. Simple and colorful at first glance, you'll soon be gazing open-mouthed for hours in an attempt to conceptualize the chaotic patterns.

...or not. 1 1/2"

Poolball Mallets. No, not the kind of poolballs you get from swimming too long...You should be ashamed of yourself for even THINKING such a thing! These are superballs that look like the balls they use in the game of Pool. 1"

"Tiffany Balls!"

Not to be confused with that ill-named girl in ninth grade, Tiffany Balls are elegantly faceted superballs that will turn heads everywhere you go. Imagine the Hope Diamond on a stick! Now imagine TWO! That is the magic and the allure of Tiffany Balls. (No longer available but the blurb lives on.)

Confetti Balls! Remember see-thru watches and clocks? Imagine see-thru balls! Now imagine see-thru balls with confetti! We call them Confetti Balls! They're festive and exciting! Bring a pair to work with a party hat and a kazoo and watch the fun begin!




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