"You want me to...like...model this? Is this for...like...a carpentry magazine or something?? Like...something to do with wood? OK...How's this pose?"

Stan speeds across the floor ay high speed on his methane-powered floor rocket to help another needy workshop attendee.

"You think THIS is big? You shoulda seen the size of the St. Bernard that was carrying it!!!"

Here we see the first and last place contestants of the Miss Congeniality finals.

"I'd like to thank my director, Mr. Spielberg, for believing in me. My co-star, Tom Hanks ...you're so great!... the Academy, (sniff, sniff)...and all of YOU!"